There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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