i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Randomize
