Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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