Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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