worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
No subtext here. People are naked.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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