Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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