Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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