therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
