Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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