she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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