It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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