Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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