He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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