i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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