He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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