Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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