Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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