Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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