i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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