she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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