i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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