Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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