Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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