I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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