get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
