omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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