If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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