this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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