her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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