Having a random hookup so left but love u
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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