Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
