Nicole vs. Life
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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