She said her name was "party"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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