im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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