you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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