hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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