i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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