Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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