why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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