I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
