I wanna passion pit in your ass
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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