I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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