new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
