How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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