you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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