This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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