My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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