yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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