another moral hangover. fuck.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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