Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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