New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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