Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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